Well, here you have it, the definitive study that THINKING causes cancer. No wonder I've got cancer, I've got TOO MUCH education.
The Kensington Report has just released a statement suggesting research that links thinking with cancer. Government officials are urging citizens to stop thinking as a safeguard until more research, or a cure is available. Officials said they may institute even stronger “no thinking” policy soon. In related news, stocks for Hollywood entertainment conglomerates went up as traders saw the future demand for movies that cause no thought whatsoever to be extremely valuable in this new health scare environment.
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